他们说这张像日本侵略军或者国民党特务

性促狭，喜欢捉弄人。

师爷爷从英国来，老板请客，与师爷爷同桌，席间讲到电影，遂想起大腕中葛大爷的三楼楼长的故事，讲与众同门，一小女生误入陷阱，遂满桌哄笑，唯师爷爷不懂中文，不知所笑何事，“What？”

众同门鼓动我讲给师爷爷听，于是用蹩脚英语讲：As there are not enough nurses in the psychiatric hospital,they decided to select several patients with less congnition impairment to administrate daily affairs. The chief went to the first floor, took out an apple and ask,what is this? A patient shouted,apple! yeah, you are the chosen one. Then, he came to 2nd floor,took out a banana and asked,what is it? Another patient shouted,Banana!! O.K. You are selected.Then at the 3rd floor, he took out this(我指着我的手机，装作不知道怎么用英语表述)“So,how should we call it in English?”.师爷爷说Cellphone.同门大笑，说Congratulations! U are the chosen one.师爷爷恍然大悟，很无奈的说，That is very funny.

如梦令：正是轱辘金井，满砌落花红冷。蓦地一相逢，心事眼波难定。谁省。谁省。从此簟纹灯影。

相思之苦似总在夜间，但相逢为什么常在拂晓，也许是惺忪的睡眼看见的朦胧罢。而于井旁，我却从没有如此韵事。

村中有古井两口，一在村头，一在村中，即使是最老的老人，也不能说出打井的确切年代，井似乎生而有之。有历史的物事总是有故事，有历史总有神异。却说三十年前，刚刚分产到户，于金秋时节，家家农忙，而唯有闲人某某醉后路过此处，见一猫于井口跳跃，醉眼惺忪，待定睛时确是一大蛇头于井上甩动，大惊酒醒，他人闻讯到时，不见蛇踪，此人平素浪荡，俱以为虚言惑众。

复明年，某月夜，村中宴饮，一儿独自井前玩耍，不慎跌入，无人知。及席散去，众人见小儿坐与井口之上，问，乃答曰，坠入井中而为大蛇所救，言之凿凿，难辨其伪。卅年如白驹过隙，也无人复见蛇影，而今井已不复，却不知大蛇哪里去了。